30 Best Funny Status for WhatsApp and FaceBook

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Best Funny Status for WhatsApp and Facebook 

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1. Paap dhone hai kaun sa saabun achcha rahega??? 😄
2. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😎
3. Maine to dil lagaaya tha vo to choona laga gaee.
4. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!!!
5. Pyaar karne waalon ki aadhee Zindagi to ek dushre ko block unblock karane mein nikal jaati hai.
6. My teacher today gave a 45 Minute speech about not wasting time.
7. Ladakiyon se bahas karne ka matlab daadee ko iPhone chalana sikhana hai.
8. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
9. I only need 3 things in life: Food, WiFi, Sleep. 😎
10. Pyaar aise aalsee insaan se karo jo chhod kar jaane ki soch se hi thak jaaye.
11. Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
12. Dear GOD, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it.
13. Maana dil samandar hai mera , par kasam aapki machhlee ek bhi nahin hai.
14. Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.
15. I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.
16. Jurm bas itna hai mera saahib 😞… main uski saheli pe bhi marta hoon. 😄
17. At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
18. Apane doston ki hamesha suna karo, kyunki unake ghar mein unki koee nahin sunta. 😂
19. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
20. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.
21. Ladkiyon ko khush rakhne ka tarika.. Unki taarif se jyaada unki saheliyon ki buraee karo..😂
22. Paiso💰 ki baat na kar pagali😏….jitna tune dekha nhi hoga…utna maine udhaar le rakha hai. 😅
23. I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
24. Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
25. I’M Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.
26. Dosto kadar karo hamaari warna girlfriend utha le jaenge tumhari. 😂
27. I'm Great in Bed. I Can Sleep for Days.
28. Pyaar ho to bluetooth ke jaisa paas 👫 rahe to connected 😍, door gaye to “Searching for new Device”.
29. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me. 😜
30. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

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